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Romeo and Julia ¡¡ ¡¡
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ¡¡ Scene I ( Julia and Romeo are classmates. Julia has liked Romeo for a long time. Today, Julia determines to show her feelings to Romeo. He passes by Betty and Clover. Allen and Julia are waiting for the bus. ) Betty & Clover: Wow¡so handsome. Julia: Hi, Romeo. Romeo: Hi. Julia: Your clothes fit you well. Romeo: Oh! Thanks. You look charming, too. Julia: Oh! Really? In fact, I ¡¡have something to tell you. Romeo: What is it? Julia: Un ~It¡¯s a little difficult to say. Just¡just¡ (shy!) Romeo: Just what? Julia: Just¡I like you!! (determined) (Romeo and Julia stop action) Clover: Oh! My goodness! Do you hear what she said? Betty: Yeah! To my surprise. Clover: Look at her! So fat, so black, and¡ Betty: And so flat. (point at Julia¡¯s breast) Allen: Yeah¡.you can say that again. Romeo: (surprised) But I want a thin girl. Julia: Okay! Give me some time. And I¡¯ll show you. ¡¡ ¡¡×ª×Ô.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ¡¡ Scene II (Julia had a plan of losing weight. First, she went to the famous weight control center. ) Angel: Welcome to ¡°Perfect Woman.¡± Julia: I¡¯d like to talk to your manager. Angle: Please wait a moment. Julia: Okay, thank you. Emma: I¡¯m the manager. May I help you? Julia: I want to become a thin woman in a very short time. Emma: No problem. A lot of people want to get thinner in a short time. You¡¯re not alone. Let Angel show you. (Take a pile of paper. Skim the paper quickly.) Angle: Okay! First, trust me you can make it. Here, we have two programs. The first one includes ¡°aroma oil massage¡±, ¡°aroma oil treatment¡± and ¡°acupuncture.¡± It only costs you 20 thousand dollars. Julia: Oh¡¡ Angle: The other is much cheaper. We have ¡°aerobics¡±, ¡°acupuncture¡± and ¡°spa.¡± It¡¯s only 10 thousand dollars. Emma: So which one do you prefer? Trust me, they¡¯ll both made you thin and sexy. Julia: I like both. But I have no money. Emma & Angle: What? (Clap hands twice. And then two strong men come in and throw Julia out) Two men: Get out of here. (Julia goes to the pharmacy to buy the most popular medicine ¡°Slim Body¡± ) Frank: May I help you? Julia: Do you have this kind of medicine called ¡°Slim Body¡±? Frank: Of course we do. (Now, Jason comes in at the same time.) Jason: Frank, do you have ¡°Slim Body¡±? I want to buy more. It makes me lose weight from 150 kilos to 70 kilos. Frank: Wow. Amazing! Here you are! Jason: Thanks. (Go out.) Julia: I want to buy a dozen of it. (After eating ¡°Slim Body¡±, Julia gets the trots. Julia failed again. Then, she decided to go on a diet.) (In the restaurant) Clerk: Can I take your order? Clover: French fries, chicken and a large cola. Betty: Hamburger, one large milk shake. Allen: Roasted pork and ice cream. Clerk: Anything for you? Julia: Please give me a cup of water and some crackers. (Surprised by Julia¡¯s order, they all turn their heads toward her.) Clerk: That¡¯s all? Julia: Yeah¡(Julia looks at Allen, Clover and Betty enjoying their food. And Julia is very hungry. But she can¡¯t eat. She wants to lose weight. Then, she passes out.) Julia: I want to be slim! (A month later) Julia: I¡¯ve become a thin girl. Now I can go to see Romeo. And he¡¯s gonna accept me. Romeo, Romeo¡..(Yell...Julia meets Romeo.) Julia: Hi, my dear Romeo. I¡¯ve become a thin girl. Would you be my boyfriend? Romeo: Oh, Julia you look so different now. But I like girls with fair complexion. Julia: Oh, um¡¡Ok, wait for me. ¡¡ ¡¡
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ¡¡ Scene III ( Julia¡¯s friends come visit her, and want to invite Julia to the beach.) Allen: The weather is nice for going out. We want to go to the beach. Would you like to join us? Julia: I¡¯d like to¡ but it¡¯s too hot. I don¡¯t want to get a tan. Allen: Don¡¯t worry. We won¡¯t spend too much time staying in the sun. Clover: Come on, come on. Carol: Come with us. Julia: Okay¡give me a little time to prepare for that. (Few minutes later) Allen: Are you done? Julia & Clover & Carol: Yes, we¡¯re coming. Julia: Oh, I forget something. Allen & Clover & Carol: What? (She comes out with a lot of protections for her face.) (Two months later, Julia has become a girl with a fair complexion. And there are many boys who go after her, but all of them are turned down. Julia decided to show her love to Romeo one more time) Julia: Romeo, my love. I¡¯ve become a thin girl with a fair complexion. Would you accept me? Romeo: Oh, Julia. You look terrific. But¡¡your bosom is not my type. Julia: Oh, um¡¡I know, I know¡¡ ¡¡ ¡¡
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ¡¡ Scene IV (Julia goes to Korea, and finds the most famous plastic surgeon¡.) Julia: Doctor, I want to make my bosom bigger. Doctor: What size do you want? Julia: I prefer G cup. Doctor: No problem. We can make it come true. (After the surgery, Julia is more confident than before. And she decide to show her feelings to Romeo for the last time.) Julia: I think I ¡®m a perfect woman now. Romeo will be very proud to have me. Romeo, Romeo......Romeo, look at me! Don¡¯t you think I¡¯m the most beautiful woman in the world? You would love to be my sweet heart, wouldn¡¯t you? Romeo: Wow! You¡¯ve become so beautiful. But I can not accept you. Julia: Why? I¡¯ve done so many things for you. Romeo: Because I already have a boyfriend. Julia: Boyfriend? (Allen shows up.) Romeo: Honey~ (Allen and Romeo walk away hand in hand.) Ó¢Óï¾ç±¾´óÈ«.
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